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Bend Over Beginner Harness Kit

Posted in Sex on January 29, 2009 by hismistressm

Bend Over, Baby!

The bend over for beginners kit is a simply perfect toy for first timers, “beginners” and people that prefer smaller toys for anal penetration. I had a very difficult time coming up with any con’s for this harness. My fiance and I really love using this product.

The two dildos are made of soft, smooth silicone. The only down side to this is that they attract dust, dirt and everything else (my only negative), this isn’t a problem though because they are easily cleaned. Because they are made of silicone they hold heat very well and this adds a lot to the pleasure. You can soak it in hot water to bring up to a nice warm temperature! Silicone is non-porous and can be boiled for sanitation or even thrown into the dishwasher! The only down side to silicone is that you can only use water based lubricants with it. I prefer water based lubricants and so this hasn’t proven to be an issue for us. When trying it on my fiancee for the first time we used the smaller dildo, which is only 4.5 inches long and very thin and it didn’t disappoint they are angled slightly and so they hit just the right spot without overwhelming him.

The kit came with two interchangeable rubber rings, these are easily replaced if they get lost or broken. We have yet to have any issues with the dildos slipping out of the rings. We have also been able to use some of our other larger dildos with this harness with no issues.

The harness is very well made and it is easily adjustable. I am very tiny and so we cut the straps to the right length so they weren’t hanging to the floor. It is very comfortable and looks extremely feminine and sexy. The purple velvet is very attractive. We have also used it without the purple cushioning for a more raw and rough look and feel. This can also allow him to wear it with some slight adjustment of the straps! My fiancee loves when I wear it and loves the lift it gives to my bottom! The velvet and straps are very soft on your skin and don’t chaff or cause irritation even with prolonged thrusting.

There is pocket in the velvet for a mini-micro vibe. The mini sends light vibrations through the entire shaft of the dildo and they also provide pleasant stimulation for the wearer. If you push it down into the pocket further you get closer contact and better stimulation. It doesn’t bother me that their isn’t heavy vibration because this toy isn’t about that.

This toy overall is a really great purchase that I would recommend to everyone!


Easily insertable, Easily Cleaned, Vibe Pocket, Comfortable, Attractive


Material attracts everything (dust, dirt, hair…)

Rotating Venus Penis Strap On Vibrator

Posted in Sex on January 29, 2009 by hismistressm

Thrilling, Chilling and … Rotating!?!

I bought the Rotating Venus Penis trying to keep my expectations low. I hate to be disappointed! I was very excited when the box came in the mail. When I first opened it I was pleasantly surprised to see that it wasn’t a huge bulky contraption. It is a pretty pink little butterfly that fits nicely in the palm of your hand. I have children and so I had to put it away and wait for them to go to sleep before I was able to actually try it out. The anticipation was building rapidly as I waited for my clock to blink 8 P.M. By the time I was finally able to use it I was more than ready.

The straps were very easy to adjust and wear. I am a very small girl, only 5′ 3″ and 100lbs and they were able to adjust down to my size quite nicely. It is attractive, very comfortable and easy to insert. In my case; no lube necessary! I was thrilled just laying there feeling it inside me. It has a great veined texture that feels divine. It is made of supple non-porous crystalessence material that is derived from PVC making it fairly flexible and super easy to clean. Being that it is non-porous it can be used with a wide variety of lubes, oil, water or silicone based. I prefer to use water based lubricants with all of my toys. Another pleasant feature is that it doesn’t have a strong rubbery smell like some toys do.

The hand held controller is very simple and has 5 vibration and 5 rotation speed settings each indicated with a red LED light. The wire is very well placed so that it doesn’t get in the way. My fiancee really enjoys holding the remote and controlling the sensations that the rotating penis and vibe send shooting through my body. I really appreciate this toys simplicity. When I am close to climax I don’t want anything overly complicated messing it up. The sound of the motor is not discreet but it isn’t so loud that it is distracting either and so it doesn’t bother me at all. One of the very few negatives to this toy is that the clitoral and anal stimulator aren’t positioned exactly right so I have to amp it up to the highest vibration setting to ensure that I get stimulation no matter where the nubs are. I found that if you lay on your stomach when you use it, it’s easier to keep everything in place and right where you want it to be to bring you that ultimate satisfaction. The wings of the butterfly also help to hold your lips up and out of the way! I think that the rotation is sinfully good at any speed. Each time I use this toy I cum very quickly and intensely. The motor will get very hot after prolonged usage and so I don’t suggest using it for hours on end. Trust me, I tried this!

When I was done and feeling over-stimulated from using this toy to bring myself to an intense three orgasms, the clean up was super easy. It is able to be cleaned with any toy cleanser and even rinsed under water.

Overall I would say this toy is a good buy!


Hands free, Comfortable,Attractive, Easily cleanable, Simple


Not quiet, Stimulators not perfectly positioned, Motor gets hot after prolonged usage

Blue Heaven Dual Action Vibrator

Posted in Sex on January 29, 2009 by hismistressm

Blue Heaven… Not so Angelic!

I have purchased two other rabbits prior to this one. My first, I am afraid to say, can not be beaten! While it has sadly deceased, its memory lives on in hopeful search of its equal. I bought this one in hopes that it would come close to bringing me the earth-quaking orgasms that my first had. In comparison, it was disappointing but stand alone it wasn’t a complete loss.

It is a very attractive electric blue color and an eye catching 10 1/4 inches in length; half of which is insertable! It has that unusual rubbery smell when you first open it but it seems to wear away over time. I held it in my hands and ran my fingers down it and the feel of the Jel-Lee material is supple and smooth. It doesn’t feel real like a cyberskin but it does the job! Jel-Lee material is porous and is easily cleanable but can not be boiled to sanitize… so keep this one to yourself or use a condom if it suits you. I prefer things bare back… never been a fan of condoms… then again that is why I have children! = ) You can use silicone or water based lubricants, this big boy slides in rather easily with just a few drops though.

I was hoping that by the look of its long ears it would tickle just the right spot but the angle of the rabbit is all wrong and I have to hold the bunny down so that it hits my clit at all. I have found that this is a rather common issue with dual action vibrators. The vibrations are moderately strong, so once I have the ears properly adjusted it is very stimulating!

The four rows of beads rotate around, not in conjunction with the vibrations, and when it is fully inserted it is very pleasant around the opening of the vagina. They don’t hit my g-spot just right but that doesn’t take away from the pleasurable sensations that they send up my spine! On the highest setting the rotation can be over-stimulating because the Jel-lee material is not very thick over the beads.

The settings are located on a control panel that is below the shaft. The controls are very simple and easy to use. I wish that this toy had more control over the functions and speed though. The motor is also very loud and not discreet in the slightest which can be a negative when you have kids in the next room sleeping.

Overall, due to the loud motor and the fact that I have to hold the ears in place it hasn’t been able to give me an orgasm but it is definitely fun for foreplay. Another unfortunate thing about this toy for me is that after having it for about 6 months the shaft broke off where it is attached to the control panel. This was under normal wear and tear, using it maybe once a week, if that! The wires didn’t break and so I was able to use some silicone adhesive and glue it back together. Now, the vibration works or the beads rotate but never both. = (


Attractive, Strong Vibration, Simple Controls, Insertable length


Jel-Lee material (can’t sanitize), Rabbit not positioned well, Not Sturdy

Jelly Royals Dong Junior

Posted in Sex on January 29, 2009 by hismistressm

5 star knock out!!!

The Jelly Royals Dong Junior is an amazing dildo (One of our favorites in the stash!) I know that it is simple that is perhaps one of the best parts!

When it first came in the mail it did have a strong rubbery scent and taste but this is true of nearly all Jelly toys. It still has a slight rubbery scent a couple years later but it isn’t nearly so strong now. The color is a really feminine and flirty hot pink that I adore! It doesn’t have the everyday hum-drum beige color that a lot of dildos have in their quest to be as realistic as possible.

It is a wide dildo, 6 inches in circumference and a pleasant but not too large 6 inches long. The shaft has a really great veined texture. The head of the dildo is a really nice size and has a deep indentation around it which makes it really ideal for rubbing the g-spot just right! I really enjoy the textured balls as well! They stimulate your clit very well in those long pounding sessions when the suction cup comes in very handy! I like to stick the suction cup to my head board and back up to it doggie style. The silky firm jelly dong slides right in with just a few drops of lube and a little guidance. Because it is made of jelly keep in mind that you should only use silicone and water based lubes with this product!

The suction cup stays in place very well, especially in the shower. I have had it slip off a few times in extreme thrusting! Big smile I really adore the simplicity and ease of this product which is why it gets used so often. I have had it for two years now and it has yet to tear or have any malfunctions whatsoever. So this an intensely good value for $20!!!

My fiancee really enjoys using it on me on especially steamy nights. He likes that it looks realistic in shape and that it makes me moan really loudly when he is thrusting it against my g-spot! I truly can’t get enough of this toy! Another great thing about this dildo is that it can be used in ring style harnesses. My fiancee has used it for double penetration as well. He inserts it into my bottom (I wouldn’t suggest this toy anally for beginners) and then as he thrust into my vagina it also thrusts the dildo in! EXTREMELY PLEASURABLE! Make sure to use a condom on it if you intend to use it for these purposes as it isn’t able to be sanitized in boiling water and it is very porous! Although it can’t be sanitized you should always give it a good cleaning under warm running water with a sex toy cleaner like Climax Bursts. Cleaning it is a breeze and then it is happily just waiting for you to use it again!

Excellent value and a great addition to anyone’s toy box!


Bright Color!
Suction Cup
Easy Clean-Up


Can’t be sterilized
Rubbery Taste & Smell

Mistress M!

Posted in Sex on January 29, 2009 by hismistressm


My name is Mistress M and I am an insatiable sex-oholic!  I adore sex and the human body, both male and female  in every facet.  I love pleasuring myself and others and wish to devote my life to that practice.  I am in a very satisfying relationship with my man-servant of 2 years!  We are a very adventurous and lively couple.  We have a very chaotic life, as we have three children but it all works out very well! 

This blog is so that I can share my thoughts and insights about sex, sex toys, human nature and whatever else I feel the need to babble about.